I make a lot of music and it's all really good and nobody has listened to it it makes me sad for all the people who haven't heard all this great stuff I've done. I'm going to keep doing it and I don't have any other incomes related to my work so consider this an investment opportunity for bougie white girls into party music and other intense music fans and smackies. I am seeking the listeners as a motivation to please and do even more than I am already doing , I want to be the extra little bit for gatekeepers and alternative art appreciators, so please come poke me and I will provoke you back with the literal future. (WEED HEAD FRIENDLY, I make music you can sleep to or be insomniac at the same time it will tell your body when you're dehydrated because you'll think "this song sucks rn I need a drink of water cuz I kno for a fact it's actually the hardest beat of all time!!! I follow a very studied and sought after secret musical science and I am the only master left alive)
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- All the new music I make streaming instantly on your mobile device via the free Bandcamp app, and also available as a high-quality download.*
- These back-catalog and subscriber-only releases:
- The satisfaction of knowing you’re supporting me in a sustainable way.
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I will actively make sure you get the whole package as it goes from here and not the watered down heroes story that I give to the ladies. You will receive the same treatment on the cheaper option but this is the Elite Crackhead/IDF Agent priced tier if you want to receive the sounds of planets.You’re a subscriberThank you!
